I've been thinking a lot lately about the Bill of Rights, the
document that set us apart as a nation from the rest of the
world. It secures Americans' right to free speech, freedom of
assembly, and other Constitutional protections. Inspired, I
developed my own Runner's Bill of Rights, for runners of all
sizes and faiths, and of course, speeds. 1. The Right to Run
This is a runners' God-given right. To paraphrase Thomas
Jefferson: as runners, we take this truth to be self-evident,
and that running is our birthright as long as the exercise of
this right does not infringe on the lawns of our neighbors or
traffic in our neighborhoods.
2. The Right to Run Free of Harassment
It used to bother me that ordinary folks would point and giggle
when I ran down the street on a training run or finished way
back in a 5K or 10K. Runners of all shapes and sizes have the
right to run free of harassment that includes whistles,
catcalls or suggestive remarks while training and racing.
3. The Right to Be Selfish
If I'm training for a specific race, I have the right to be
selfish with my time. This is a difficult right to assert, as
family members, friends; jobs and other commitments have sneaky
ways to interfere with the training calendar. My advice is to
let people far and wide know of your training goals: more often
than not they will be very supportive if you tell them of that
big race. Just don't forget to take out the garbage or do the
dishes.
4. The Right to Wear Anything I Want
I've been chided for wearing mis-matched socks, tee shirts and
shorts that would certainly get me on Blackwell's Worst Dressed
List. Like orange shorts with grey socks (two different
shades), and an olive drab tee shirt. My daughter calls my last-
minute racing ensembles fashion emergencies, and my wife would
prefer not to be seen in public when I should be in the Fashion
ER. Respectfully to both of them, I say: tough.
5. The Right to Nearly Any Post-Race Indulgence
While I am changing my diet with the help of Northwest Runner's
own Heather Nakamura, I still will reward myself with postrace
indulgences that many others would find, frankly, offensive. If
you see me with a post-race Black and Tan at the St. Paddy's
Day Dash with some bangers and mash, extra butter, please note
that I've earned those calories that day.
6. The Right to Eat Anything I Want
Even though my training table's changed dramatically due to
Heather earlier, I'm not going to starve myself. In fact, I
will do my best to balance my old dietary indiscretions with
new habits, but as I've said in these pages before, old habits
die hard.
7. Freedom of Speed (Or, freedom From Speed)
I have the freedom to run at any speed. Before you ring up
Editor Martin Rudow, that's not a misprint. I have the right to
run at any speed, given the proper training, education, and
preparation. At my size and weight, I'll trail local speedsters
like Judy Fisher or John O'Hearn, but it's nice to know that I
have the right to catch them if I can. On the other hand, I
know that it's often best that I amble toward the far right
when I've being lapped (again) by the field.
8. The Right to Walk
I have the right to stop running and walk, either in training
or during a race. This may be controversial, but I understand
that I can exercise this right as long is it does not impede
other runners. For more information, see the children's
book "Ferdinand the Bull." Ferdinand would have rather stopped
and ate the daisies than run with his friends. I can relate.
9. The Right to Free Expression of Religion
As I rejoin the Northwest Runner community after a couple of
years of injuries, it's an act of faith that often propels me
down the course and across the finish line. If you should see
me yell "Oh God" along the course, I'd appreciate it if you'd
cheer me on. I'm probably amazed that I got that far, or am in
desperate need of medical help.
10. The Right to Dream
I've been a confirmed non-runner for more than half of my adult
life. With each birthday that I have, I hope to have more years
on the planet as a runner than as a couch potato. I didn't
start actively running until my mid-20s. Running has helped me
realize several long-held dreams of mine, including two
marathon finishes, as well as long and leisurely runs in many
of our country's finest cities, including Seattle, San
Francisco, Boston, Memphis, Nashville, and Portland. For
runners, few experiences can match a city at ground level on
the run.
There you have it. If you have your own truths that are self-
evident to runners, please share them with me at
ericrichd@aol.com